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I feel bad about saying that a blatant show of flesh is the main hook of “Supergirl”, especially when I didn’t read issues #2-19. So, as a service to the public by a responsible citizen of the Intarnetz, I’m going to inspect some covers to see if sex sells Supergirl’s monthly series. It’s the right thing to do. After all, if you’re going to use sex to attract fanboysmen, you’re going to do it on the comic’s cover.

With a white background that directs your attention to Supergirl, it’s hard not to focus on her skinny model-ish body. Yep. Bad start.

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Every Thursday, Baddie hits you with face-rocking comic book covers that could inspire you to say either “HOLY FUCK, THAT’S AWESOME!!!” or “WTF, ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!” Whether it’s the awesomest of all awesome covers that ever awesomed, or the shittiest of all crappy covers that ever took a dump, if it’s face-rocking, it’s in here.

For those of you who’s been here before, you may have noticed that instead of rocking your face with Face-Rocking Covers on a Friday like I have for the past 5 weeks, I will now be rocking your face with awesome covers every Thursday. Now that we’ve taken care of that useless information, let’s move on to this week’s face-rocking covers.

We’ll be taking a break from all the acid-induced face rockery of old comic book covers to shine the spotlight on more recent kick-ass covers of the Birds of Prey. They’re hot, hardcore, and holy-hell-I’m-not-shitting-you awesome.

You will never see a hotter group of crime fighters like the Birds. Never. Also, Oracle’s the hottest chick on a wheelchair ever. That’s a fact.

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Smallville has always been one of my favorite TV shows. I love the special effects, the humor, the drama, the Superman mythology, the family values, and the hot chicks. On that note, I’m happy about the news that another hot chick will be making her way to that freaky town.

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