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Say you’re a Badoon fighting one of Earth’s pesky superheroes in the woods, and let’s say that superhero is She-Hulk. Clearly, your first option is to throw a black bear at her. Clearly. Thing is, you’ve never thrown a black bear at a sexy Gamma-irradiated superhero before. Fear not, my intergalactic bounty hunter friend. Here are four easy to steps to help you successfully throw a black bear at She-Hulk:

Step 1: Pick an awesome black bear. If it growls for no apparent reason, you’re on the right track.

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An alien race is trying to take over the world, and the combined might of the Fantastic Four and Spider-Man is not enough to halt this invasion. Mr. Fantastic has to jump from galaxy to galaxy to find out how they can defeat this overpowering menace, leaving Spidey as the resident brain of the group, hence him becoming the sorta new member of the FF. But we all know that if Reed Richards is stumped, there’s only one man who can come up with a solution to win magnificently. And that man is DOOM!

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Ever wonder what Marvel and DC characters are thinking about their movies? Well, wonder no more!

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