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Sure, there were some incoherent and illogical plot points in the Transformers movie, but the whole point of seeing a movie about giant transforming robots fighting each other is seeing GIANT TRANSFORMING ROBOTS FIGHTING EACH OTHER. On that note, here are 10 reasons why I think the Transformers movie rocks face:
Every Friday, I’m planning to hit you with face-rocking comic book covers that could inspire you to say either “HOLY FUCK, THAT’S AWESOME!!!” or “WTF, ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!” Whether it’s the awesomest awesome covers that ever awesomed, or the shittiest of all crappy covers, if it’s face-rocking, it’s in here.
For today’s face-rocking covers, I’ll put the spotlight on Hollywood’s newest bad-ass franchise players: the Transformers! These are 6 covers from the 1984 Transformers series from Marvel:
OK. Man vs. Machine. Duel to the death. Hmm… I’ll have to give this one to the dude made of FREAKIN’ METAL.
What’s a great way to do commercials for tie-in products for the Michael Bay-directed Transformers movie? Have Michael Bay direct the commercials!
In this Burger King commercial, Optimus Prime orders some food, at the same time rocking BK peons’ faces!
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