Every Friday, Baddie hits you with face-rocking comic book covers that could inspire you to say either “HOLY FUCK, THAT’S AWESOME!!!” or “WTF, ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!” Whether it’s the awesomest of all awesome covers that ever awesomed, or the shittiest of all crappy covers that ever took a dump, if it’s face-rocking, it’s in here.

Because of my new appreciation for Green Lantern and its mythology, and because I’ve made fun of Marvel covers for the first 3 installments of Face-Rocking Covers, I’ve decided that it’s time for my first DC Face-Rocking Covers post. For this joyous occasion, I’m putting the spotlight on early covers of Green Lantern.

Well, DUH. Suck it up, Hal. Don’t be a crybaby. And look out! Gay bondage Ben Grimm is about to clobber your Green Lantern ass!

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Every Friday, Baddie hits you with face-rocking comic book covers that could inspire you to say either “HOLY FUCK, THAT’S AWESOME!!!” or “WTF, ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!” Whether it’s the awesomest of all awesome covers that ever awesomed, or the shittiest of all crappy covers that ever took a dump, if it’s face-rocking, it’s in here.

This week, I’m feeling a little X-ish because of Endangered Species, the herald of the X-event, Messiah Complex. On that note, let me show you some early face-rocking covers of Uncanny X-Men:

Never mind the boring Colossus and Angel section and the dull A-cup Shadowcat centerpiece. Check out Storm with those tentacles, years ahead of her time! Also, Nightcrawler and Wolverine versus a freakin’ polar bear! BOO-YAH!

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