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Every Thursday, Baddie hits you with face-rocking comic book covers that could inspire you to say either “HOLY FUCK, THAT’S AWESOME!!!” or “WTF, ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!” Whether it’s the awesomest of all awesome covers that ever awesomed, or the shittiest of all crappy covers that ever took a dump, if it’s face-rocking, it’s in here.

For those of you who’s been here before, you may have noticed that instead of rocking your face with Face-Rocking Covers on a Friday like I have for the past 5 weeks, I will now be rocking your face with awesome covers every Thursday. Now that we’ve taken care of that useless information, let’s move on to this week’s face-rocking covers.

We’ll be taking a break from all the acid-induced face rockery of old comic book covers to shine the spotlight on more recent kick-ass covers of the Birds of Prey. They’re hot, hardcore, and holy-hell-I’m-not-shitting-you awesome.

You will never see a hotter group of crime fighters like the Birds. Never. Also, Oracle’s the hottest chick on a wheelchair ever. That’s a fact.

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Every Friday, Baddie hits you with face-rocking comic book covers that could inspire you to say either “HOLY FUCK, THAT’S AWESOME!!!” or “WTF, ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!” Whether it’s the awesomest of all awesome covers that ever awesomed, or the shittiest of all crappy covers that ever took a dump, if it’s face-rocking, it’s in here.

With World War Hulk kicking into high gear, it’s only fitting that we direct our attention to the Hulk and some of of his most face-rocking covers. When it comes to the Hulk, almost every cover is face-rocking. Literally.

The Hulk is giving a whole new meaning to the term “road rage”. Hulk: “Puny human cut off Hulk! This Hulk’s lane, dammit! HULK IN THE MIRROR CLOSER THAN HE APPEARS!!!” Poor Guy Freaking Out: “Huwhaaaaa?!”

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Every Friday, Baddie hits you with face-rocking comic book covers that could inspire you to say either “HOLY FUCK, THAT’S AWESOME!!!” or “WTF, ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!” Whether it’s the awesomest of all awesome covers that ever awesomed, or the shittiest of all crappy covers that ever took a dump, if it’s face-rocking, it’s in here.

Because of my new appreciation for Green Lantern and its mythology, and because I’ve made fun of Marvel covers for the first 3 installments of Face-Rocking Covers, I’ve decided that it’s time for my first DC Face-Rocking Covers post. For this joyous occasion, I’m putting the spotlight on early covers of Green Lantern.

Well, DUH. Suck it up, Hal. Don’t be a crybaby. And look out! Gay bondage Ben Grimm is about to clobber your Green Lantern ass!

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Every Friday, Baddie hits you with face-rocking comic book covers that could inspire you to say either “HOLY FUCK, THAT’S AWESOME!!!” or “WTF, ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!” Whether it’s the awesomest of all awesome covers that ever awesomed, or the shittiest of all crappy covers that ever took a dump, if it’s face-rocking, it’s in here.

In celebration of Thor’s return, this week’s Face-Rocking Covers post features covers of Journey into Mystery, which was renamed “Thor” after the God of Thunder’s adventures reached a god-like popularity. IT’S HAMMER TIME!

What does Loki, Thor’s half-brother and nemesis, do when he’s out of tricks and plots to bring down the God of Thunder? He outsources. Thor: “Foul-smelling creature! I want to talk to thy supervisor! And why art thou pink?! Art thou homosexual?!”

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Every Friday, Baddie hits you with face-rocking comic book covers that could inspire you to say either “HOLY FUCK, THAT’S AWESOME!!!” or “WTF, ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!” Whether it’s the awesomest of all awesome covers that ever awesomed, or the shittiest of all crappy covers that ever took a dump, if it’s face-rocking, it’s in here.

This week, I’m feeling a little X-ish because of Endangered Species, the herald of the X-event, Messiah Complex. On that note, let me show you some early face-rocking covers of Uncanny X-Men:

Never mind the boring Colossus and Angel section and the dull A-cup Shadowcat centerpiece. Check out Storm with those tentacles, years ahead of her time! Also, Nightcrawler and Wolverine versus a freakin’ polar bear! BOO-YAH!

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