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I knew it was coming. For years, I’ve been warning local scientists and politicians, but they never listen. Now, it’s too late. The invasion of vampire animals is commencing! BEHOLD! From CNN.com, VAMPIRE PEACOCK!
NEW YORK (AP) - A peacock that roamed into the parking lot of a Burger King in New York City was beaten by a man who insisted it was a vampire.
A restaurant worker says the man grabbed the bird by the neck, hurled it to the ground and started stomping it. She says when he was asked what he was doing, he responded, “I’m killing a vampire!”
