A one-man conchairto works if you’re targeting regular dudes, but if you’re trying to swat the Bat?

A one-man conchairto works if you’re targeting regular dudes, but if you’re trying to swat the Bat?

I’m not the most eloquent person in the blogosphere, so let me just tell you what I think about each of the new Watchmen images in a short and sweet manner:

I think I speak for the whole Internet when I say Movie Nite Owl is dangerously waaay too close to “Batman & Robin” costume EPIC FAILery. Way too close.
I’m a sucker for What If? and Elseworlds stories. I’m also a big fan of good crossovers. That’s why I was totally awesomed by DC and Marvel’s Batman & Captain America, which is an Elseworlds tale written and drawn by John Byrne.
In this fantastic comic, you get to see such sights as Batman and Captain America kicking random minion ass while flashing their carefree smiles.

From half a world away, Baddie enters the fray! It may already be Saturday morning here in the Philippines, but in the eyes of the gods of awesome face-rocking violence, it’s still Friday night. And oh yes, IT. IS. ON.
We all know that actions speak louder than words, and one notable firm believer of that is Batman! Observe:

With just a cold stare and a sinister pose in the shadows, Batman tells us the bald lunatic is screwed. And then he keeps his wordless promise: