A one-man conchairto works if you’re targeting regular dudes, but if you’re trying to swat the Bat?
Say you’re a Badoon fighting one of Earth’s pesky superheroes in the woods, and let’s say that superhero is She-Hulk. Clearly, your first option is to throw a black bear at her. Clearly. Thing is, you’ve never thrown a black bear at a sexy Gamma-irradiated superhero before. Fear not, my intergalactic bounty hunter friend. Here are four easy to steps to help you successfully throw a black bear at She-Hulk:
Step 1: Pick an awesome black bear. If it growls for no apparent reason, you’re on the right track.
Last year, I unleashed the 2006 Awesome List. Since I already have Face Rockery this year, I think a name change will be appropriate. The 2007 Face Rocking List will showcase the things in comics and pop culture that totally rocked my face this year. In no particular order:
It’s round 11 of Friday Night Fights and I’m late. The week was so horrid that I couldn’t resist the enchanting call of my bed. Nevertheless, I’ve slept a good night’s sleep and I’m still going to dispense some Venom wisdom to y’all.
Just when you’re having fun kicking Venom’s ass again…
This is where Baddie blogs about comics, pop culture, and other face-rocking things. Also, this is where Dr. Doom shares some of his infinite wisdom, but only when he feels generous. You will only bear witness to Doom's brilliance when Doom commands it! Your face, Baddie and Doom are rocking it!
