Every Friday, I’m planning to hit you with face-rocking comic book covers that could inspire you to say either “HOLY FUCK, THAT’S AWESOME!!!” or “WTF, ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!” Whether it’s the awesomest awesome covers that ever awesomed, or the shittiest of all crappy covers, if it’s face-rocking, it’s in here.

For today’s face-rocking covers, I’ll put the spotlight on Hollywood’s newest bad-ass franchise players: the Transformers! These are 6 covers from the 1984 Transformers series from Marvel:

OK. Man vs. Machine. Duel to the death. Hmm… I’ll have to give this one to the dude made of FREAKIN’ METAL.

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Every Friday, Baddie hits you with face-rocking comic book covers that could inspire you to say either “HOLY FUCK, THAT’S AWESOME!!!” or “WTF, ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!” Whether it’s the awesomest of all awesome covers that ever awesomed, or the shittiest of all crappy covers that ever took a dump, if it’s face-rocking, it’s in here.

This week, I’m feeling a little X-ish because of Endangered Species, the herald of the X-event, Messiah Complex. On that note, let me show you some early face-rocking covers of Uncanny X-Men:

Never mind the boring Colossus and Angel section and the dull A-cup Shadowcat centerpiece. Check out Storm with those tentacles, years ahead of her time! Also, Nightcrawler and Wolverine versus a freakin’ polar bear! BOO-YAH!

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Every Friday, Baddie hits you with face-rocking comic book covers that could inspire you to say either “HOLY FUCK, THAT’S AWESOME!!!” or “WTF, ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!” Whether it’s the awesomest of all awesome covers that ever awesomed, or the shittiest of all crappy covers that ever took a dump, if it’s face-rocking, it’s in here.

In celebration of Thor’s return, this week’s Face-Rocking Covers post features covers of Journey into Mystery, which was renamed “Thor” after the God of Thunder’s adventures reached a god-like popularity. IT’S HAMMER TIME!

What does Loki, Thor’s half-brother and nemesis, do when he’s out of tricks and plots to bring down the God of Thunder? He outsources. Thor: “Foul-smelling creature! I want to talk to thy supervisor! And why art thou pink?! Art thou homosexual?!”

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Every Friday, Baddie hits you with face-rocking comic book covers that could inspire you to say either “HOLY FUCK, THAT’S AWESOME!!!” or “WTF, ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!” Whether it’s the awesomest of all awesome covers that ever awesomed, or the shittiest of all crappy covers that ever took a dump, if it’s face-rocking, it’s in here.

Because of my new appreciation for Green Lantern and its mythology, and because I’ve made fun of Marvel covers for the first 3 installments of Face-Rocking Covers, I’ve decided that it’s time for my first DC Face-Rocking Covers post. For this joyous occasion, I’m putting the spotlight on early covers of Green Lantern.

Well, DUH. Suck it up, Hal. Don’t be a crybaby. And look out! Gay bondage Ben Grimm is about to clobber your Green Lantern ass!

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Every Friday, Baddie hits you with face-rocking comic book covers that could inspire you to say either “HOLY FUCK, THAT’S AWESOME!!!” or “WTF, ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!” Whether it’s the awesomest of all awesome covers that ever awesomed, or the shittiest of all crappy covers that ever took a dump, if it’s face-rocking, it’s in here.

With World War Hulk kicking into high gear, it’s only fitting that we direct our attention to the Hulk and some of of his most face-rocking covers. When it comes to the Hulk, almost every cover is face-rocking. Literally.

The Hulk is giving a whole new meaning to the term “road rage”. Hulk: “Puny human cut off Hulk! This Hulk’s lane, dammit! HULK IN THE MIRROR CLOSER THAN HE APPEARS!!!” Poor Guy Freaking Out: “Huwhaaaaa?!”

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