After its 8-episode first season, which fizzled terribly, the show won’t be relaunched as originally planned:
Although NBC isn’t talking, I’m told by multiple sources that Bionic staffers were informed late last week that the troubled reboot has indeed been canceled. Source: TV Guide
Actually, I wouldn’t really miss it. I’d miss Michelle Ryan’s awesome rack and Lucy Kate Hale being super cute, but other than that, it’s not a terrible loss.
That would be the most awesome thing that had ever awesomed in TV history. Can you imagine a TV show about zombies who go back home to their wives and husbands so they can have hot zombie sex, and possibly solve some crimes? Well, imagine no more! Meet Babylon Fields. It’s not just a normal zombie TV show. It’s an apocalyptic zombie crime drama TV show. Yeah. Too awesome for your mind, eh?
Image not really from the show. I’m just dicking around. SRY
So we all know Kristen Bell is joining the Heroes cast. As if we need another reason to watch the show, right? But seriously, I’m not a fan of Veronica Mars. Not because it sucks, but simply because I never get the chance to watch it. Consequently, I’m not a Kristen Bell fan. But the announcement that she’ll be joining the cast of Heroes changed that. After watching a couple of her interviews on YouTube, I have to say she’s frickin’ adorable. The only thing that would make her debut on Heroes more awesome is if she does it in a bikini. Oh, wait…
ITEM! Heroes hardcover gets release date! The hardcover graphic novel based on the hit TV series “Heroes” will be released on November 7th. You can now save the cheerleader while you’re in the crapper!
ITEM! Girls read comics! No shit, Sherlock.
ITEM! Enter: Red 5 Comics! This new comics publisher was founded by two Star Wars fans and Internet veterans. That’s nerd-times-three!
ITEM! Justice League movie closer than you’d expect! A script and a director (George Miller of “Happy Feet”) are in the bag, and as early as February 2008, production will begin. Also, rumors say it’s going to be an all-CGI “photo-real” motion capture movie. Christian Bale and Brandon Routh are likely not to be involved, and I don’t care. I want my JLA movie, dammit!
ITEM! Scarlett Johansson joins “The Spirit”! She’ll play the femme fatale Silk N. Floss in the movie adaptation of Will Eisner’s The Spirit directed by Frank goddamn Miller. Can’t wait to see the dangerous curves.
ITEM! Veronica Mars joins Heroes! Okay, not exactly the character Veronica Mars, but Kristen Bell. She’ll be playing a hot and mysterious character named Elle. May I just say that as a card-carrying member of the Horny Geeks Society, I am very pleased with this news.
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