If something like this really does exist, I’ll be all over it doing my Dr. Doom shit. Seriously.
If something like this really does exist, I’ll be all over it doing my Dr. Doom shit. Seriously.
Sometimes, I get too attached to comic books and TV shows. Sometimes, I get too affected with what’s happening with my favorite fictional characters. Sometimes, I just want to bare it all and show my true feelings, pride be damned. Sometimes, I express these feelings in the most visceral and simplest way possible.
What I feel about The Order ending with issue #10:

I hate it when people say that wrestling is fake. Big DUH. It’s like saying your favorite TV drama is fake. They call it “sports entertainment” for a reason, assholes. They’re telling sensational stories in the context of oily scantily clad men hitting each other with a steel chair. But my point doesn’t concern the pageantry and the drama of sports entertainment. I’m here to pay my respects to the greatest sports entertainer of all time who has finally retired after 36 years in the wrestling business. The limousine-ridin’, jet-flyin’, kiss-stealin’, wheelin’ dealin’ son of a gun, the stylin’ and profilin’ 16-time world heavyweight champion, the dirtiest player in the game, the Nature Boy, Ric Flair! WOOOOO!
My exposure to the Legion of Superheroes consists of the Lightning Saga, an awesome Justice League Unlimited episode, and the animated series. I want to get into them, I really do. But I’m not that interested yet. I need a hook. And I think I’ve found it.

It’s April Fools, boys and girls, and nothing says “April Fools” like a video spoof of that famous Chris Crocker video by none other than Harley Quinn!
Happy April Fools’ Day, fools!