I once had a weekly blog series here in Face Rockery called Midweek Showcase where I featured interesting videos and images related to comics. It only lasted 5 weeks. Yeah, I know. Stupid. But that’s not the point. The point is there’s a wealth of face-rocking comics-related videos on YouTube alone. The time has come for a blog series, similar to Midweek Showcase, to emerge. No images, just videos. Friends, welcome to the first installment of Tuesday Theatre! And who better to get the ball rolling than Captain America?

Captain America kicking ass to the tune of Trey Parker’s “America, Fuck Yeah!” from the movie Team America: World Police = Brilliant.

Just in case you want to sing along with the video, here are the lyrics to the fine song:

America… America…
America, FUCK YEAH!
Coming again, to save the mother fucking day yeah,
America, FUCK YEAH!
Freedom is the only way yeah,
Terrorists, your game is through ’cause now you have to answer to…
America, FUCK YEAH!
So lick my butt, and suck on my balls,
America, FUCK YEAH!
What you going to do when we come for you now,
it’s the dream that we all share, it’s the hope for tomorrow

FUCK YEAH!

McDonalds, FUCK YEAH!
Wal-Mart, FUCK YEAH!
The Gap, FUCK YEAH!
Baseball, FUCK YEAH!
NFL, FUCK, YEAH!
Rock and roll, FUCK YEAH!
The Internet, FUCK YEAH!
Slavery, FUCK YEAH!

FUCK YEAH!

Starbucks, FUCK YEAH!
Disney world, FUCK YEAH!
Porno, FUCK YEAH!
Valium, FUCK YEAH!
Reeboks, FUCK YEAH!
Fake Tits, FUCK YEAH!
Sushi, FUCK YEAH!
Taco Bell, FUCK YEAH!
Rodeos, FUCK YEAH!
Bed, bath, and beyond (Fuck yeah, Fuck yeah)

Liberty, FUCK YEAH!
White Slips, FUCK YEAH!
The Alamo, FUCK YEAH!
Band-aids, FUCK YEAH!
Las Vegas, FUCK YEAH!
Christmas, FUCK YEAH!
Immigrants, FUCK YEAH!
Popeye’s, FUCK YEAH!
Democrats, FUCK YEAH!
Republicans (republicans)
(fuck yeah, fuck yeah)
Sportsmanship
Books

That’s a profound song right there.

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• Tuesday Theatre #2: Leave Joker Alone!
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• The Avengers Movie: Jon Favreau Might Like to Direct It
• Tuesday Theatre #3: WOOOOOO!
• Ten Reasons Why IRON MAN: DOOMQUEST Rocks Face
• Face-Rocking Covers #3: Thor
• Expressing My Feelings