Baddie: This has nothing to do with Marvel’s First Family. I’m going to tell you about four new blogs from four of my awesome Internet friends. These blo–

DOOM: This post now belongs to DOOM! Doom hates the title of this post because it reminds Doom of the filthy Fantastic Four. Logically, it follows that Doom hates these new blogs as well, and Doom does not want you to read them! DOOM’S LOGIC IS SUPREME!

COMICOLOGY: THE STUDY OF AWESOME (http://comicology.i.ph)

As if Face Rockery is not enough, Doom’s Internet (YES, DOOM INVENTED THE INTERNET!) has to suffer another comics blog authored by a TMB editor! BAH! If Doom weren’t so kind, Doom would have banned comic book geeks from Doom’s Internet! The blog’s author, Bim Barbieto, says…

Here at comicology, we aim to bring your our unwanted and totally unnecessary opinions about all things comic-related around the Philippines and other places not as crowded, polluted or fun.

Doom agrees. Opinions are only wanted and totally necessary IF DOOM DEMANDS IT!

CINEMABUZZ (http://cinemabuzz.i.ph)

This blog has the audacity to refer to Doom as a mere “movie buff”:

Greetings, movie buff! Welcome to CINEMABUZZ!, a blog about the world of Cinema. And guess what? It’ll also involve some BUZZ!

Coco Collantes, the blog’s big BUZZ (See, peon? Doom also knows wordplay! It was supposed to be “big boss”, but Doom is so clever Doom turned it into “big BUZZ”!), may have gotten on Doom’s good side because Doom totally loves movie news and rumors, BUT BEWARE! No one stays on Doom’s good side forever. NO ONE!

PROJECT VANITY (http://projectvanity.i.ph)

Sweet little Liz Lanuzo. Finally, a spark of elegance and class among the dar– WAIT. WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?!

It’s all about makeup and fashion here at Project Vanity. Reviews, features, how-tos, and everything in between for the glamorously vain.

Are you calling Doom vain, little missy?! DOOM WILL NOT TOLERATE THIS INSOLENCE! But fear not, Doom forgives you because you used “glamorously” instead of “fabulously”, which is more gay. Doom is thinking of commanding Doom’s 12 wives to read this blog, but Doom still has a problem with you, dear Liz. YOU WRITE LIKE A GIRL! Bah.

INTELLECTUAL WANK (http://intellectualwank.laurganism.com)

LIAR! A blog with “Intellectual” in its name and it’s not authored by Doom?! Preposterous! Lauren Dado, the first blogger to emerge from the stinky Southeast Asian country called “The Philippines” (Such arrogance. Putting “The” in its name. Feh.), says…

This blog is a practical exercise as I attempt to make sense out of Academic Things, Social Issues, and The World In General. In other words, this is me trying to be smart and socially relevant.

Foolish girl! The only way for you to be socially relevant is to sing praises and offer virgins to Doom! You’re just like Reed Richards, trying to be smart without offering some sort of acknowledgment that Doom is your intellectual superior! Feh.

DOOM: Don’t visit these blogs, peons! DOOM COMMANDS IT! Minion Baddie, you may resume your incessant prattling now. Doom is finished dispersing Doom’s wisdom.

Baddie: Right. As I was saying, these blogs are fairly new, but I’m pretty sure that they’ll soon dominate their respective niches. Bim’s Comicology. Coco’s Cinemabuzz. Liz’s Project Vanity. Lauren’s Intellectual Wank. A burgeoning crop of awesome blogging goodness. VISIT THESE BLOGS! Don’t forget to subscribe to their RSS feeds, y’all!

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