Sometimes, you just have to know what comics bloggers are saying about… I dunno… Joe Quesada and Dan Didio allegedly having midnight sword fights to determine who’ll be the next ruler of Hell? And what better way to do this than to seek the help of search engines, right? Wrong. You can do better. You can Ask Cerebra.
Ask Cerebra is a search engine project by Kevin Church; comics writer by day, drinking buddy of Lawyerbear by night.
I once had a weekly blog series here in Face Rockery called Midweek Showcase where I featured interesting videos and images related to comics. It only lasted 5 weeks. Yeah, I know. Stupid. But that’s not the point. The point is there’s a wealth of face-rocking comics-related videos on YouTube alone. The time has come for a blog series, similar to Midweek Showcase, to emerge. No images, just videos. Friends, welcome to the first installment of Tuesday Theatre! And who better to get the ball rolling than Captain America?
Captain America kicking ass to the tune of Trey Parker’s “America, Fuck Yeah!” from the movie Team America: World Police = Brilliant.
Say you’re a Badoon fighting one of Earth’s pesky superheroes in the woods, and let’s say that superhero is She-Hulk. Clearly, your first option is to throw a black bear at her. Clearly. Thing is, you’ve never thrown a black bear at a sexy Gamma-irradiated superhero before. Fear not, my intergalactic bounty hunter friend. Here are four easy to steps to help you successfully throw a black bear at She-Hulk:
Step 1: Pick an awesome black bear. If it growls for no apparent reason, you’re on the right track.
Baddie: This has nothing to do with Marvel’s First Family. I’m going to tell you about four new blogs from four of my awesome Internet friends. These blo–
DOOM: This post now belongs to DOOM! Doom hates the title of this post because it reminds Doom of the filthy Fantastic Four. Logically, it follows that Doom hates these new blogs as well, and Doom does not want you to read them! DOOM’S LOGIC IS SUPREME!
This is where Baddie blogs about comics, pop culture, and other face-rocking things. Also, this is where Dr. Doom shares some of his infinite wisdom, but only when he feels generous. You will only bear witness to Doom's brilliance when Doom commands it! Your face, Baddie and Doom are rocking it!
