I can feel the Christmas spirit already, and I think I’ll spread some holiday cheer early this year, starting now.

Ah, yes. Superman in his Super Santa outfit. The Man of Steel, what a class act. But wait, what’s this?!

Jetpack Batman being an ass, that’s what! He convinces Supes that he needs to be doing something more useful and stuff. With his great sense of responsibility, The Last Son of Gullibility decides to stop his Super Santa fantasy and do something more beneficial to the world. But not before giving some gifts to stupid kids. But, alas! Bats steals his Santa thunder!

Batman learns that nobody, and I mean NOBODY, steals Superman’s Santa thunder.

Suck on that, billionaire thunder stealer!

There’s one other dude who doesn’t let anybody steal his thunder, and he be called Bahlactus!