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Punches to the face and kicks to the groin are two of the best components of awesome fights, but sometimes, it takes a little sneakery to pwn your opponents. And who knows how to dish some good ol’ sneakery better than the God of Mischief himself, Loki! In fact, there was this one time, at Avengers Mansion…

This Loki character, what a sneakerer. His sneakery knows no bounds. Just ask the Falcon and his bird sidekick, who apparently joins him in the bathroom every time he takes a shower.

And he didn’t stop there. He even asked a Netherworld hell-hound to help him in giving Captain America crap.

SPLOOOCH! Old man Rogers fell for it hook, line, and sinker. And so did the Vision when Loki, disguised as Nick Fury, asked him to locate a certain “Harry Butz”.

So now we know there used to be gay porn within the hallowed halls of Avengers Mansion. That’s “Disassembled” material right there. Anyhoo, the God of Mischief continued with his douchebaggery by hooking up Iron Man with some fire ants as he was singing his theme song.

Loki even glued She-Hulk’s furniture to her bedroom ceiling.

And he made the Scarlet Witch literally scarlet by sabotaging her shower with permanent red dye.

Thank god she didn’t say “No more showers.” or we’ll all spend eternity smelling funky. Loki’s pranks that day climaxed with a bald Thor, and that made him LOL like he has never LOL’d before.

Eventually, the Avengers got a clue and confronted the Douchebag of Mischief, which shocked Jarvis to no end.

So yeah, sneaking around and doing some mischief may be fun, but we all know it always leads to some face smacking. Just ask Bahlactus!

*** Mischievous images from Marvel’s Double-Shot #2.