So you’re just a short hairy mutant dude chillin’ out with your X-Homies thinking “Dude, it’s just awesome lying here thinking of noth… WTF?! WHY’S THE BLOB’S BUTT HEADING MY WAY?!”

… when you realize that you really can’t get any peace and quiet when you’re running with Charlie’s posse. You get hurt a lot too.

Sure, your healing factor ensures you won’t die from The Blob smothering you with his ass. But dude, it still hurts. Plus, you have a keen sense of smell. That ain’t good if you’re entombed under a fat mutant’s butt.

You know who has a keen sense of AWESOME? Bahlactus!

*** Mutant-smothering image from Marvel’s Uncanny X-Men #225.