Since I’m a “Marvel guy”, my knowledge of DC characters is limited at best. I find a lot of DC characters boring, but there are times when I just stumble upon a character or group of characters and it just trips my “Awesometasticular!!!” alert. One recent discovery is a group of four kickass sons of bitches with some of the most “WHAT THE–?!” adventures around: the Challengers of the Unknown!

Oh noes! It’s GOD! The Challengers have the knack for throwin’ it down with giant hands. Observe:

Maybe if you stop acting like butterflies, the giant hands won’t trap you in a giant butterfly net.

What’s more awesome than regular giant hands? Giant robot hands. Especially the ones that let you go to signal the beginning of the hunt for The Hounds of CHANG!

Fighting giant hands is awesome, and the Challengers know it! Here, one of them prepares you for some face-rocking giant hand action. “Reader, are you READY for one of the GREATEST?” *cue awesome guitar solo*

Don’t call her fat, lest you find out why they call her QUEEN OF DISASTER!

I need not explain why a giant chick wrestling a giant monster is awesome.

Yay! New member with boobies! And an impeccable timing to boot!

Oh noes! A fantastic creature is threatening the lives of the Challengers! Cosmo, the space-pet that looks like a retarded raccoon with amazing space powers to the rescue!

Now you know who to call when you’re having problems with giant hands, giant chicks, and giant fantastic creatures: the Challengers of the Unknown and their space-pet ally, Cosmo!

• Face-Rocking Covers #4: Green Lantern
• Face-Rocking Covers #6: Birds of Prey
• Face-Rocking Covers #1: Transformers
• Face-Rocking Covers #5: The Hulk
• Face-Rocking Covers #3: Thor
• Thor: God of Metal
• Face-Rocking Covers #7: What If? & What The–?!
• Face-Rocking Covers #12: Iron Man
• Face-Rocking Covers #2: Uncanny X-Men
• Face-Rocking Covers #10: Crisis on Infinite Earths