I feel bad about saying that a blatant show of flesh is the main hook of “Supergirl”, especially when I didn’t read issues #2-19. So, as a service to the public by a responsible citizen of the Intarnetz, I’m going to inspect some covers to see if sex sells Supergirl’s monthly series. It’s the right thing to do. After all, if you’re going to use sex to attract fanboysmen, you’re going to do it on the comic’s cover.

With a white background that directs your attention to Supergirl, it’s hard not to focus on her skinny model-ish body. Yep. Bad start.

Covering her up with her cape ain’t going to do much to decrease the sexy factor if you’re going to show her body in silhouette. And wait, did she… did she just remove her tiny skirt?!

More than enough cloth to have a ridiculously long cape, but not enough to make her skirt just a tad longer. No wonder the JLA judges her.

What’s better than one under aged hottie? TWO under aged hotties. Extremely better if one of them looks all innocent and the other looks like Bondage Barbie.

Take-it-off! Take-it-off! WOOHOOOO!!!

Nah. Too easy. Next?

You will definitely have admirers if you keep wearing that belt with a thing that resembles a skirt attached to it.

Superman: “She’s my cousin. Must… not look… up her skirt. Must pretend… I’m dead. Nngggrrr.”

The “S” shield is supposed to symbolize truth, justi… aww fuck it. I just wanted to share some mini-skirt goodness. You got me. Again. Just like last time. Forgive me?