You can find all sorts of rubbish and, sometimes, brilliance in this so-called “blogosphere”. Soon, the whole world’s existence will be dictated by the voices of the “Internet”. And the world shall tremble in fear, for I, Victor Von Doom, shall start my conquest of the world by taking over this blasted blogosphere!

My plans have already been set in motion. BEHOLD! The emerging blogosphere… of DOOM!

• Doom only admires a few, and Rudolph Giuliani is one of them. This United States presidential candidate shares Doom’s penchant for totalitarianism, as magnificently pointed out by Kevin Church when he asked Doom to quote Giuliani. Good work, Kevin Church. Once Earth is in the grip of the iron hands of Doom, you shall be made ruler of Canada!
• Doom shares his brilliant life lessons every Monday in Dr. Doom’s Monday Affirmations at the awesomely named Kung Fu Rodeo. You folks at Kung Fu Rodeo shall be Doom’s advisers in renaming the countries of Doomtopia, which is the future name of Earth.
• Doom knows there will be resistance, but Doom shall triumph! That’s exactly what Elinor found out when she wanted to be “Lex Luther” instead of Doom. When Doom takes over, dear Elinor, you will not have any other choice but to idolize Doom!
• Doom’s advice is so sage that everyone wants to echo Doom. Philip Looney does this magnificently and for that, you, Philip Looney, shall become Doom’s jester. Come on, “Looney jester” is just too awesome to pass up.
• Doom, as terrible as he might seem, is a kind and giving ruler. He shares willingly what he can, especially his wide knowledge of the comic book medium. Baddie moves out of his way to let Doom share this vast knowledge because Baddie is afraid. He is afraid of DOOM!

This is just the beginning. Today, the emo-infested blogosphere. Tomorrow, THE WORLD! And may Doom just say that Google Blog Search is teh bomb? Doom means, really.

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