Every Thursday, Baddie hits you with face-rocking comic book covers that could inspire you to say either “HOLY FUCK, THAT’S AWESOME!!!” or “WTF, ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!” Whether it’s the awesomest of all awesome covers that ever awesomed, or the shittiest of all crappy covers that ever took a dump, if it’s face-rocking, it’s in here.

I love Marvel’s What If? stories and I’m hoping they make more of them comic book crack. They don’t make screwed up comics like they used to. Well, actually they still do. If you count Civil War. ZING! On that note, let me present to you some of the most mind-blowing covers of the What If? series. I’ll throw in three What The–?! covers too for added face rockery. You’re welcome.

That… that’s the most disturbing cover I’ve ever seen. Ever.

I guess he’ll have a really, really hard time protecting his secret identity if Peter Parker “coincidentally” grew four extra arms too.

Yo, Punisher! Regular Wolverine would kick your ass 12 ways to Sunday. What makes you think you can take out Wolverine, Lord of the Vampires? Unless you’re not trying to take him down. Perhaps you just want to watch Phoenix’s lithe body slowly surrendering to the bite in a very erotic way and… okaaay.

Storm would officially be the Goddess of Thunder and she’ll fight Frog Thor? That’s freakin’ awesome!

OMG, GHOST RIDER HAS BOOBIES! LOL

Shut up, jerk! You’ll be screwing up their lives anyway. And it’s not like you’ll run out of mutants to recruit. Jeez. What a jackhole.

If they’re the Invisible Four or the Fantastic Torches, that would actually be cool. If they’re the Fantastic Things, they’d be freakin’ scary. If they’re The Stretchables, I guess Reed and Sue would have a mind-blowing sex life.

If Venom as the Punisher doesn’t rock your face, I don’t know what will.

You know how badass Wolverine is? With all the stuff puncturing him while his hair is on fire, all he can say is “Ouch!”

That Invisible Woman. What a tease.

The consequence of Rogue high fiving everybody or the aftermath of the biggest and greatest mutant orgy of all time? YOU DECIDE!

You know why I love Marvel? Whether they’re doing What If? stories or regular in-continuity stories, everybody always seems to be on drugs. Hooray for Marvel!

• Face-Rocking Covers #4: Green Lantern
• Face-Rocking Covers #6: Birds of Prey
• Face-Rocking Covers #1: Transformers
• Face-Rocking Covers #5: The Hulk
• Face-Rocking Covers #3: Thor
• Thor: God of Metal
• Face-Rocking Covers #12: Iron Man
• Face-Rocking Covers #2: Uncanny X-Men
• Face-Rocking Covers #10: Crisis on Infinite Earths
• Face-Rocking Covers #8: Supergirl