Every Thursday, Baddie hits you with face-rocking comic book covers that could inspire you to say either “HOLY FUCK, THAT’S AWESOME!!!” or “WTF, ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!” Whether it’s the awesomest of all awesome covers that ever awesomed, or the shittiest of all crappy covers that ever took a dump, if it’s face-rocking, it’s in here.

For those of you who’s been here before, you may have noticed that instead of rocking your face with Face-Rocking Covers on a Friday like I have for the past 5 weeks, I will now be rocking your face with awesome covers every Thursday. Now that we’ve taken care of that useless information, let’s move on to this week’s face-rocking covers.

We’ll be taking a break from all the acid-induced face rockery of old comic book covers to shine the spotlight on more recent kick-ass covers of the Birds of Prey. They’re hot, hardcore, and holy-hell-I’m-not-shitting-you awesome.

You will never see a hotter group of crime fighters like the Birds. Never. Also, Oracle’s the hottest chick on a wheelchair ever. That’s a fact.

Scientists say that 99.97% of comic book nerds can’t resist comics with hot chicks and awesome bikes on the cover. I hear ya, scientists. I hear ya.

Hey, Hellhound. You know what’ll make Black Canary stop trying to kick your face? Quit checking out at her ass.

One of the hottest things you can bare witness to is one hot chick stuffing a wooden shield to another hot chick’s face with a flurry of swords, arrows, and spears in the background.

Dude, if you’re going to have a fist fight with a chick while in free fall with a rocket zooming past you, have some decency to not pull her hair. Be a gentleman, ass. And put a shirt on, fer cryin’ out loud.

I like chicks who enter a room with a strong look-at-me attitude. I love chicks who enter a room by smashing through a window.

Here’s Huntress being a bit more subtle. Her being subtle isn’t the only disturbing thing about this cover. Notice the headless Batgirl action figure in her hand. Also, what’s up with that tiny crossbow? Is she going to kill The Atom?! Oh noes!

Nothing says “face-rockingly appalling!” more than a gorilla holding a tied up hot chick. Nothing.

And I would like to know why Power Girl is wrestling with a giant flying dildo.

Superman: “Come, my sweet little Birds. I shall bring you to my Fortress of Solitude so I can show you why they call me The Man of Steel.” And that’s how The Last Son of Krypton rolls!

Okay you got me. I just wanted to show you guys some sexy, sexy crime fighting covers. DON’T JUDGE ME!!!

• Face-Rocking Covers #8: Supergirl
• Face-Rocking Covers #4: Green Lantern
• Face-Rocking Covers #1: Transformers
• Face-Rocking Covers #5: The Hulk
• Face-Rocking Covers #3: Thor
• Thor: God of Metal
• Face-Rocking Covers #7: What If? & What The–?!
• Face-Rocking Covers #12: Iron Man
• Face-Rocking Covers #2: Uncanny X-Men
• Face-Rocking Covers #10: Crisis on Infinite Earths