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Every Friday, Baddie hits you with face-rocking comic book covers that could inspire you to say either “HOLY FUCK, THAT’S AWESOME!!!” or “WTF, ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!” Whether it’s the awesomest of all awesome covers that ever awesomed, or the shittiest of all crappy covers that ever took a dump, if it’s face-rocking, it’s in here.

With World War Hulk kicking into high gear, it’s only fitting that we direct our attention to the Hulk and some of of his most face-rocking covers. When it comes to the Hulk, almost every cover is face-rocking. Literally.

The Hulk is giving a whole new meaning to the term “road rage”. Hulk: “Puny human cut off Hulk! This Hulk’s lane, dammit! HULK IN THE MIRROR CLOSER THAN HE APPEARS!!!” Poor Guy Freaking Out: “Huwhaaaaa?!”

Yes, nothing can stop them! But keep firing, men! Maybe they’ll get tired of being unstoppable! Pshew! Pshew!

MODOK’s idea of a nice date includes dinner at a nice restaurant, a popcorn movie, taking a long walk by the beach, and trying to incinerate the Hulk. Sweet guy, that MODOK fellow is.

Smash that little fucker, Hulk! SMASH HIM!!!

After you’re done admiring the totally bad-ass punch to the Thing’s face, take some time to appreciate Mr. Fantastic’s neck in a knot that was probably caused by the Hulk’s awesomeness. It is glorious.

Hulk: “Hulk not *hic* drunk! HULK NOT DRUNK! You guys don’t *hic* know Hulk! You guys not Hulk’s friends! You guys just *hic* puny monkeys. Stay away *hic* from Hulk’s *hic* wife! YOU GUYS DON’T UNDER*hic*STAND HULK! Hulk love you guys. Where Hulk’s keys? *hic*”

Yep. That’s how the Hulk rolls.

What’s more awesome than regular angry Hulk? Angry Hulk WITH GUNS ABLAZIN’, that’s what.

The truth has finally been revealed. Among Hulk’s friends, only Ant-Man enjoys gay porn. Sick little bastard.

Yep, when it comes to the Hulk, you can bet your puny human ass that there’ll be some face rocking and ass kicking in the agenda. Possibly ending in tears and broken necks. HELLS YEAHS!!!