Stan tells TV Guide magazine:

I like her, she’s a very nice, lovely girl.

Very smooth, old man. Very smooth.

Stan “The Man” Lee is currently working on a cartoon series with Paris Hilton (maybe you’ve heard of her) for MTV. Apparently, she’s going to play a superhero. Meh. Well, I hope this will prevent Stan from making another season of Who Wants to be a Superhero? because that reality TV show seriously sucked.

You know what would make this cartoon series rock? If it’s not a cartoon series. A live action superhero TV show featuring Paris in skimpy superhero outfits posing provocatively every few minutes will be awesome. And it should be titled Who Wants to Do Super Paris?

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