Every Friday, Baddie hits you with face-rocking comic book covers that could inspire you to say either “HOLY FUCK, THAT’S AWESOME!!!” or “WTF, ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!” Whether it’s the awesomest of all awesome covers that ever awesomed, or the shittiest of all crappy covers that ever took a dump, if it’s face-rocking, it’s in here.

Because of my new appreciation for Green Lantern and its mythology, and because I’ve made fun of Marvel covers for the first 3 installments of Face-Rocking Covers, I’ve decided that it’s time for my first DC Face-Rocking Covers post. For this joyous occasion, I’m putting the spotlight on early covers of Green Lantern.

Well, DUH. Suck it up, Hal. Don’t be a crybaby. And look out! Gay bondage Ben Grimm is about to clobber your Green Lantern ass!

Green Arrow is so much fun when he’s drunk.

That has got to be the most kick-ass planet in the whole universe. If Galactus ever stumbles upon it, he’ll be like “Duuuude. That planet has a continent that looks like Hal Jordan and shit. Sweeet. Wonder what it’ll taste like. CHOMP! MUNCH! MUNCH!”

Green Lantern: “So that’s why last night was so weird and strangely more satisfying than usual. Secks again tonight?”

If I had an Etch-A-Sketch like that, I’d draw a lot of hot chicks. NAKED!

PWNT!

I told you Hal, when a woman says “no”, she means “later”. Rape is not the Green Lantern way.

JESUS CHRIST! What does that cop hope to do with his tiny stick? Moron.

And all of this craziness was before Hal Jordan turned loony and killed the whole Green Lantern Corps, which is a whole new level of craziness. Green Lantern rocks face, and I am now an official fan of Green Lantern face rockery.

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• Face-Rocking Covers #1: Transformers
• Face-Rocking Covers #5: The Hulk
• Face-Rocking Covers #3: Thor
• Thor: God of Metal
• Face-Rocking Covers #7: What If? & What The–?!
• Face-Rocking Covers #12: Iron Man
• Face-Rocking Covers #2: Uncanny X-Men
• The Immortal Iron Fist: Orson Randall and the Green Mist of Death
• First Face-Rocking Post