What’s a great way to do commercials for tie-in products for the Michael Bay-directed Transformers movie? Have Michael Bay direct the commercials!

In this Burger King commercial, Optimus Prime orders some food, at the same time rocking BK peons’ faces!

These next 3 commercials are for General Motors. We start with Optimus Prime wrecking a black dude’s car, then saying “My bad.” Awesome.

Here, a douchebag screams like a teen aged girl.

And finally, this last one reminds me of the time when I was trying to park at the Alabang Town Center parking lot and I gave a huge dent to the car parked beside my space. Good times.

With the Transformers movie already upon us, I’m thinking surely, more movies will come out to feed off of the 80’s nostalgia thing going on. And then I saw IMDB’s The Smurfs page. Before I could say “HOLY FUCK ,I’M RIGHT!!!”, I saw the Trivia section and it says “First in a planned trilogy.” Wow. I know it’s still in the planning stage, but still. WOW.

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